Dear 2013,

I’m going to make you my bitch.

You’re going to send many bitches my way. I already know. But but, I ain’t got t1m3 for deez bitches.

I’m going to let this selfish motherfucker know whats up. No more walking all ovah me. I’m stronger,better, everything he’s not.

I’m going to do something amazing, surprising, outrageous, shocking all by doing ONE thing.

Seriously though 2013, will truly be a year of me telling people to fuck themselves. Not taking anymore shit from anyone.

Go fuck yourself.

Kthnxbai.

Anonymous:
If someone wanted to satisfy your every sexual desire, would you be down?

So you’ll buy me lots of hot cheetos, turkey bravo from panera, carne asada fries, take me to KBBQ, and get me yogurtland?! I’m sold!